Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

 The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

 The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” 

 The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.” 

 The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” 

 Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well …?” 

She proudly replies,

 “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38” DD bust, 24” waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says,

 “Oh My God.”

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